Obama pay me, a $150 million grant will do,
From you.
I’ll have Fruit Mon whisper in your ear,
Obama pay me, just hurry down from D.C. tonight.

Think of all the tax funds that I’ve blown,
Think of all the elections that I’ve rigged to own,
For the next two years I’ll do what I should,
to mold that fell’a White into my own clone.

Obama pay me, I wanna TIF,
And really that’s not a gift,
Been ultra liberal all this year,
Obama pay me, just hurry down from D.C. tonight.

Obama pay me, that’s the only way to satisfy my need,
My greed
For the visions that cloud my mind,
Obama pay me, just hurry down from D.C. tonight.

Obama could we, build my monuments with federal checks,
And next.
Sign your “X” right next to mine,
Obama pay me, just hurry down from D.C. tonight.

Come and fund my money tree
With some federal grants written just for me,
I really do get the votes for you,
Let’s see the stimulus that’s meant just for me,