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ďObama pay meĒ Ė Joe Rileyís rendition of Eartha Kittís ďSanta BabyĒ

Obama pay me, slip a stimulus under my tree,
For me.
Been a world-class, visonary mayor,
Obama pay me, just hurry down from D.C. tonight.

Obama pay me, a $150 million grant will do,
From you.
Iíll have Fruit Mon whisper in your ear,
Obama pay me, just hurry down from D.C. tonight.

Think of all the tax funds that Iíve blown,
Think of all the elections that Iíve rigged to own,
For the next two years Iíll do what I should,
to mold that fellía White into my own clone.

Obama pay me, I wanna TIF,
And really thatís not a gift,
Been ultra liberal all this year,
Obama pay me, just hurry down from D.C. tonight.

Obama pay me, thatís the only way to satisfy my need,
My greed
For the visions that cloud my mind,
Obama pay me, just hurry down from D.C. tonight.

Obama could we, build my monuments with federal checks,
And next.
Sign your ďXĒ right next to mine,
Obama pay me, just hurry down from D.C. tonight.

Come and fund my money tree
With some federal grants written just for me,
I really do get the votes for you,
Letís see the stimulus thatís meant just for me,

Obama pay me, forgot to mention one last thing,
Iím King!
I donít intend to share my throne,
Obama pay me, just hurry down from D.C. tonight.
Hurry down from D.C. tonight,
Hurry, tonight.

My humble literary apologies to the heirs of Joan Javits, Philip Springer, and Tony Springer.

Lee Walton

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